Nick Mason - Fictitious Sports
Fictitious Sports    3rd May 1981

“Siam”    (Bley)
Here’s another song about a place near Hong Kong,
They got lots of opium and Lapsang Southong.

Siam, Siam.

All the fancy pussycats come from this area,
Also got a lot of animals that scare ya.

Siam, Siam.

Python legs are poached in slimy toad saliva,
After eating that I’m lucky I’m aliva.

I am, yes I am,
Ask the King if you can stay to sample cuisine,
Maybe he will even let you dine with the Queen.

Siam, Siam.

Nicest little place I live in since Budapest,
If you think that I’m in love, you’re right, I confess.

I am, I am, yes I am, with Siam.
I am, I am, yes I am, with Siam.